byffLexicon

byffdom: n. the state of affairs of being "byffed up"; beset by bizarre hardware issues, inexplicable bugs and quantum weirdness
code-dependent: adj. reliant upon other developers to assist with programming or debugging duties
dynomize: v. to convert hardcoded HTML or javascript code to dynamically-generated (via ASP) code. the method by which the Byffdom UI was fleshed out. -ED, -ING.
haction: n. the act of hacking a site or application to obtained a quick-n-dirty fix. (from a common hidden field name in forms, "hAction")
sbyffy: adj. cool, awesome, great, in an ironic sense. from "byffdom" (see)
scripture: n. essential instruction for day-to-day living the life of a programmer, as collected (e.g. in the Javascript Bible)
spockumentation: n. comments which are at least as cryptic as the code they explain. (from the notional employment of Vulcans or other superhumans as translators)